- "I love a woman in uniform."
- —Nancy Downs
The cop is a security guard at St. Benedict's Catholic School. She only appears for a brief moment, walking past Bonnie, Nancy and Rochelle as they discuss Bonnie's interpretation of the Almanac; that a fourth member for their coven may be imminent. Nancy gestures to the security guard walking past, saying glibly "Maybe she could be our fourth". As the other girls laugh, she follows with "I love a woman in uniform!".