- "She's gonna cry, then I'm gonna cry, and then we're all gonna cry!"
Mitt was born in 1979 and attended St. Benedict's Catholic School from 1994 to 1997.
Mitt is very inappropriate, rude and immature. He often cracks jokes towards other students and back-talks to the teachers. He is amused when Sarah is upset by Chris, and taunts her.
- He was portrayed by Breckin Meyer.
- The producers thought Breckin was really funny and wanted more jokes in his lines.
- He was good friends with Chris Hooker until Chris' death.